Why call someone “annoying” when you can go full Shakespearean insult with Cockwomble? This necklace is the ultimate sweary accessory for queens who love their humour filthy and their jewellery fabulous.
Made from premium, non-tarnish materials, it stays shiny no matter how many cockwombles you deal with in a day. No fading, no green necks – just pure savage sparkle that lasts.
✨ Why it’s perfect:
Non-tarnish, long-lasting shine
Lightweight & comfortable for everyday sass
A hilarious gift for your favourite gobshite
Guaranteed conversation starter (and jaw-dropper)
Funny, rude, and a little bit classy (if you squint) – the Cockwomble Necklace is proof that insults can be worn like a crown. 👑