Her Royal C's Inappropriate, Funny, and Rude Christmas Cards Tired of the same old holiday greetings? Her Royal C brings you hilariously inappropriate and delightfully rude Christmas cards that say what everyone's really thinking! Whether you're spreading some cheeky cheer or giving your loved ones a laugh they won't forget, our cards add a wicked twist to the holiday spirit. Perfect for those who enjoy a little mischief with their mistletoe! Let's face it, Santa's heard worse. • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g) Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g) Large: 0.85 oz (24 g) • Toner-based printing • Vibrant colors • Comes with a complimentary envelope