Get ready to sleigh the season in the most beautifully unhinged way possible 🎅✨
This rude Christmas jumper is for the friend, sibling, co-worker or absolute menace who deserves a festive greeting as brutally honest as they are.

Featuring the iconic phrase:
“Ho Ho Holy Sht, You’re a Cnt”
…complete with cheeky baubles and a little Santa hat, because NOTHING says Christmas spirit like lovingly insulting someone you actually adore.

Why this jumper SLAPS harder than mulled wine on an empty stomach:

💀 Hilariously offensive (they’ll laugh… or cry… either way it’s a win)
🎄 Perfect for Xmas parties, Secret Santa, work do’s, or winding up your in-laws
🔥 Soft, comfy, and made for all-day festive chaos
🎁 A brilliant gift for the mate who lives for banter and bad decisions
💅 Printed professionally so the design stays crisp wash after wash

Great For:

✔ People with dark humour
✔ Your best mate who deserves a roast
✔ Adults only (obviously)
✔ Christmas parties that aren’t run by HR

Sizes & Colours:

See listing options for full details.

Shipping:

All jumpers are made to order and shipped fast — no last-minute panic, babe.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!