Unleash your inner savage with our "Patience of a Saint – St Cunty McFuck Off" Unicorn design. This cheeky piece combines rainbow unicorn magic with zero-filter attitude – perfect for anyone who’s done pretending to be nice.

Made for queens who have the patience of a saint (until they don’t), this bold design is guaranteed to get laughs, stares, and probably a few shocked gasps. Whether you wear it on a hoodie, t-shirt, or tote, it’s the ultimate way to say exactly what’s on your mind without even opening your mouth.

✨ Why You’ll Love It:

Hilarious sweary slogan that screams personality

Bright, colourful unicorn design that pops against the black background

Soft, comfy fabric you’ll want to live in

Ideal gift for besties, birthdays, Christmas, or just to treat yourself


This is not your average unicorn merch – it’s sass, sarcasm, and sparkle all rolled into one. Add it to your wardrobe today and let the world know you’re done with everyone’s bullshit.

Keywords: rude unicorn hoodie, funny sweary t-shirt, sarcastic unicorn gift, sweary slogan jumper, bold funny clothing UK

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!