Let’s be honest. When you said you liked it rough, you meant the bedroom… not your entire bloody existence.
This unapologetic slogan tee is for women who’ve survived chaos, bad decisions, emotional whiplash, and still turned up looking fabulous. It’s sarcastic, relatable, and just rude enough to make people either laugh or feel deeply uncomfortable. Perfect.
Designed for bold, foul-mouthed queens who use humour as a coping mechanism and wear their personality as loudly as their clothes. Whether you’re running on caffeine and spite, dragging yourself through another day of “character development,” or gifting a friend who’s been through absolute hell and back, this t-shirt says exactly what everyone’s thinking.
Easy to style, flattering to wear, and guaranteed to spark conversations you probably shouldn’t be having with strangers. Pair it with jeans, skirts, joggers, or your favourite chaos-fuelled attitude. Ideal as a funny gift for her, rude slogan t-shirt, dark humour top, or everyday statement tee for women who refuse to sugarcoat life.
Welcome to Her Royal C. We don’t do subtle. We do honesty, humour, and surviving life with a bit of sass and a lot of swearing.