Clear boundaries. Zero confusion 😌

This luxuriously soft throw blanket features the bold slogan “Cuddle Me or Fuck Off” in pink and white on a black background, finished with heart details for that perfect mix of cute and feral. It’s cosy, sarcastic, and ideal for anyone whose mood can swing in either direction.

Perfect for sofas, beds, movie nights, passive-aggressive lounging, or gifting to someone who absolutely gets it. Cute enough for cuddles. Honest enough for everything else.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and cosy
– High-quality, bold print
– Made to order
– Shipped internationally

Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and this level of comfort (and honesty) is worth the wait.

Perfect for:
Funny blankets • Rude home décor • Adult humour gifts • Couples gifts • Valentine’s Day blanket • Novelty throw blanket • Bedroom statement piece

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China