Relatable. Exhausted. Still standing ☕💀

This luxuriously soft throw blanket features the bold slogan “Dead on the Inside” with a striking skeleton illustration clutching a coffee and flashing a peace sign. Dark humour perfection for anyone surviving on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure spite.

Ideal for beds, sofas, home offices, burnout days, or gifting to someone who’s emotionally tired but still funny as fuck. Goth-adjacent, mentally exhausted, and aggressively cosy.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and cosy
– High-quality, detailed print
– Made to order
– Shipped internationally

Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and emotional exhaustion deserves premium comfort.

Perfect for:
Dark humour blanket • Funny skeleton blanket • Coffee lover gift • Burnout humour • Sarcastic home décor • Adult humour throw blanket

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China