If only… 😏

This luxuriously soft throw blanket is for the unapologetic, the chaotic, and those who know exactly why waterproofing would’ve been handy. Featuring the bold slogan “If Only This Blanket Was Waterproof” in iconic pink and white on a black background, this blanket is rude, hilarious, and impossible to ignore.

Perfect for sofas, beds, movie nights, lazy Sundays, Valentine’s Day, or as a filthy-fun gift for couples with a dark sense of humour. It’s cozy, statement-making home décor with attitude.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and snuggly
– High-quality print with bold colours
– Made to order just for you
– Shipped internationally
– Not waterproof… sadly

Perfection like this takes time, which is why each blanket is made especially for you before it ships. Worth the wait. Always.

Perfect for:
Funny blankets • Rude home décor • Adult humour gifts • Couples gifts • Valentine’s gifts • Novelty throw blankets • Sarcastic gifts

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!