Because post-sex comfort is non-negotiable 😏 This luxuriously soft throw blanket features the bold slogan “This Is My After Sex Blanket” in pink and white on a black background. Designed for maximum attitude and minimum shame, it’s the perfect mix of cosy and completely inappropriate. Ideal for beds, sofas, lazy mornings, smug evenings, and unapologetic gift-giving. Whether it’s for you, your partner, or someone who definitely has a sense of humour, this blanket makes a statement before you even open your mouth. Details: – Size: 50 x 60 inches – Luxuriously soft and cosy – Bold, high-quality print – Made to order just for you – Shipped internationally Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and this level of comfort is absolutely worth the wait. Perfect for: Funny blankets • Rude home décor • Adult humour gifts • Couples gifts • Valentine’s Day blanket • Novelty throw blanket • Bedroom statement décor • 100% polyester • Soft silk touch fabric • Printing on one side • White reverse side • Machine-washable • Hypoallergenic • Flame retardant • Blank product sourced from China