Because post-sex comfort is non-negotiable 😏

This luxuriously soft throw blanket features the bold slogan “This Is My After Sex Blanket” in pink and white on a black background. Designed for maximum attitude and minimum shame, it’s the perfect mix of cosy and completely inappropriate.

Ideal for beds, sofas, lazy mornings, smug evenings, and unapologetic gift-giving. Whether it’s for you, your partner, or someone who definitely has a sense of humour, this blanket makes a statement before you even open your mouth.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and cosy
– Bold, high-quality print
– Made to order just for you
– Shipped internationally

Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and this level of comfort is absolutely worth the wait.

Perfect for:
Funny blankets • Rude home décor • Adult humour gifts • Couples gifts • Valentine’s Day blanket • Novelty throw blanket • Bedroom statement décor

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China