Polite on the surface. Absolutely not underneath 😌

This luxuriously soft throw blanket features the bold phrase “Respectfully, Fuck Off.” in clean white typography on a black background. Minimalist, savage, and brutally honest — perfect for anyone who believes boundaries should be both clear and comfortable.

Ideal for beds, sofas, home offices, passive-aggressive lounging, or gifting to someone who appreciates sarcasm done properly. It’s simple, stylish, and deeply relatable.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and cosy
– High-quality, crisp print
– Made to order
– Shipped internationally

Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and respectful honesty deserves premium comfort.

Perfect for:
Funny blankets • Rude home décor • Sarcastic gifts • Adult humour gifts • Statement throw blanket • Minimalist rude décor

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China