Honesty is hot 😌

This luxuriously soft statement throw blanket features the bold design “I ♥ His Dick” in iconic pink and white on a black background. Cute, crude, and confident — the perfect mix of romance and filth.

Ideal for beds, sofas, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or as a hilarious gift for couples who don’t do subtle. It’s unapologetic home décor for people who know exactly what they like.

Details:
– Size: 50 x 60 inches
– Luxuriously soft and cosy
– Bold, high-quality print
– Made to order
– Shipped internationally

Each blanket is made especially to order because perfection like this takes time — and this kind of honesty deserves quality.

Perfect for:
Rude blankets • Funny couple gifts • Valentine’s Day blanket • Adult humour gifts • Statement bedroom décor • Novelty throw blanket

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic
• Flame retardant
• Blank product sourced from China